scriptscribbles:

film headlines are having a field day

haansjob:

asgardreid:

ofools:

Body type: weirdly buff Beluga whale

You’re snorkeling on vacation and this guy slaps your girl’s ass, what do you do?

Attend her funeral 

teenyleeni:

Must go fast

underhyll:

Louis: Mon Dieu, quit being so dramatic!

Lestat: *Artfully draped over a velveteen chaise lounge wearing nothing but a deep blue silk robe, he holds a Swarovski crystal glass full of blood in one hand and throws the other over his eyes* I’m not being dramatic.

luthi69:

What we interview in the Shadows
Lestat is Deacon, or is Deacon Lestat?

ohmygil:

anightvaleintern:

phanphaneverywhere:

damhowell:

mickie310:

damhowell:

Names I hate because I never know how the specific person spells it:

Matthew or Mathew
Sarah or Sara
Ashley or Ashlee or Ashlie
Johnathan or Johnathon

Steven Stephen
Hayley Haley Hailey
Zac Zach Zack
Garrett Garett Garret

I can’t believe they are so many people who hate this too.

you think thats bad

Here are 135 different ways to spell Katelyn

Um excuse you, 136.

That is literally child abuse

lissomeyart:

kant:

teamnowalls:

these are the spirits that judge you when u die

cerberus

judgement

longbort:

i asked a dystopia generator for a topic but it gave me a utopia instead??

l-nobby-l:

justwanttosayiamheretostay:

zimbabwe2019:

night time my time

These all feel like they were taken the exact same night at the exact same moment

the only political compass that matters

mystic-earth-angel:

Yoosung

• “Well this cute butt of mine has kept you around for five years now,” he chuckled from the couch. 
  
• “It’s really a powerful thing,” you agreed and relaxed into the cushions. 
  
• He leaned in closer. “Isn’t there anything else you like about me?” 
  
• “Hmm…like what?” you teased and pretended like you couldn’t think of anything else. 
  
• An arm slipped around your waist and pulled you down roughly. 
  
• Yoosung hovered over you with a flare of passion to his eyes as he looked down at your body. 
  
• Your heart beat accelerated in excitement. 
  
• His hand slowly wandered up and down the side of your frame.
  
• “I could think of a few things…” his deep voice made you shiver. 
  
• “Maybe a few things…” you swallowed. 
  
• Because I am obsessed with older Yoosung 

Zen

• You two were laying in bed when you handed him the envelope 
• He sat up and hugged you to his chest with on arm 
  
• When he read it his smile spread so wide he chuckled 
  
• “We’re so perfect for each other!” 
  
• You giggled as he started kissing you all over and dragged you both back down onto the bed
  

Jaehee

• A small smile broke out
  
• She looked up with an eyebrow raised at you
  
• You held up a copy of the Promiscuous Jalapeno 
  
• “I am willing to watch this, because I love you.” 
  
• Jaehee’s smile only grew. “Are you trying to seduce me?”
  
• You winked. “Maybe~”
  

Jumin

• You held up a bottle of red wine
  
• “I’ve got wine and I’m not wearing any underwear,” you stated in a seductive tone. 
  
• His eyes widened for a second and you could see his excitement 
  
• He put down the card and pulled you close
  
• “A woman after my own heart,” he smirked. 
  
• You bit your lip. “Happy Valentines Day.”  ❤ 
  

Saeyoung

• “Happy Valentines Day!” you exclaim and hand him the card. 
  
• He takes it, “Well well well, I bet it’s about my ravenous looks right?”  
  
• He starts to read a loud, “Things I will never do: Give you up. Let you down. Run around…” he grew silent as the rest sunk in. 
  
• He threw the card and started to walk away to the bedroom. “NO! NO! I REFUSE!” you heard him yell. 
  
•  “I can’t believe you Rick rolled me on Valentines Day!!!” he shouted. 
  
• You were laughing hysterically. 
  
• “And they say I’m the sadist?” he exclaimed. 
  
• You were leaning against the couch trying to catch your breath. 
  
• He stomped out of the room and right up to you. 
  
• Before you knew what was happening he picked you up. 
  
• “There’s no way you’re getting away with this!” he said and locked the bedroom door behind you two. 
  
• Aw, young love. 

Saeran

• You smiled so proud of yourself as you handed him the card and a pen. 
  
• He handed it back to you
  
• He had written no with a box next to it and checked it
  
• You frowned. “Saeran! That’s not how this works!” you pouted. 
  
• He patted your head. “I know,” he smirked. 
  
• But your pouting face was so sexy he couldn’t resist 
  
• “I’ll make it up to you…” he stated as he bent down to capture your lips. 
  

V

• Imagine the card like this but also in braille 
  
• He would blush and love how considerate it was
  
• “I love you V,” you held his face in your hands. “I’ll kiss you and tell you how much every time you doubt it.” 
  
• He covered your hands with his and smiled. 
  
• And looked down at you with his bright blue eyes. 
  
• “Than I’m the luckiest man in the world,” he replied.
  

BONUS: Vanderwood (by popular request) 

• MC: *hopeful smile*   ｡◕‿◕｡
  
• Vanderwood: What is this?  ( ಠ_ಠ)
  
• MC: A Valentines Day pun! ＼(^ω^＼)
  
• Vanderwood: Why? ( ಠ_ಠ)
• MC: *making sad eyes like a seal* B-but, the bed.  ＼(◕︵◕＼)
• Vanderwood: Don’t you have work you need to do?   ┐(≖︿≖)
  
• MC: *deflated* You’re right…  o(╥﹏╥)o
  
• I’ll have to practice my Vanderwood writing…